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Saturday, September 25, 2010

Egg And Noodle Soup & Shit!

This recipe I took from the hood and brought to the motherfucking internet. When I was growing up we didn't have shit, no electric half the time and certainty no motherfucking food. We had to be creative with our hunger cause Ramen noodles, eggs, potatoes and shit like that all gets old and shit eating it day after day. One day I was like fuck, "I'm hungry as a motherfucking dope fiend looking for rocks" and that shit aint cool at all yo! I needed to eat something different plus I had to feed my baby brother too. I opened the motherfucking cabinet like shit was just gonna appear in that mother fucker. All we had was one mother fucking bag of dusty as Ramen noodle soup. I was like shit, how the fuck am I supposed to eat and feed my brother. So I go and open the fridge, behind Mama's Miller Light was a carton of eggs, I was like shit we just got lucky as a mother fucking hooker on a Friday night. I reached in that bitch and grabbed the fucking eggs and was like whats this shit this mother fucker is empty, hell no what the fuck do I do now. I open the carton and theres one motherfucking egg, I was like shit, we got one mother egg aint got no butter, no oil and I aint even gonna try to boil this shit. I went back to the pantry, opened the door, looked in closed that mother fucker  and opened that shit back up hoping there was something I missed. There it was a mother fucking onion sprouting green fucking grass looking shit. Thats when I was like fuck it little bro we gonna do an experiment and shit. I grabbed a no handle, broken ass pot from under the stove and filled that shit with 2 mother fucking cups of cold ass water. I put that shit on the mother fucking stove to let that shit boil. While that shit was boiling I grabbed that sprouting piece of shit onion and chopped the fuck out that bitch till I had about a 1/4cup good chopped onion and just thew that shit in the boiling water. Then I opened the drawer to find a whisk and thats when I found some old ass "Crushed Red Pepper" packets, I was like hell yeah now we can spice this shit. I found the whisk and was like mixing the fuck out of my one motherfucking egg until that shit was straight yellow. Then my water was boiling like a rock star so I grabbed them Ramen noodles and threw them bitches in that shit. then waited for them motherfuckers to soften up. That shit was smelling good as a motherfucker with them onions in there. When them noodles got a little soft I took a spoon and grabbed them beat the fuck up eggs and poured that shit in there while I was stirring the fuck out the whole mix. Then I grabbed about half a teaspoon of them crushed red peppers and put them in the fucking mix along with the chicken flavor shit from the Ramen Noodle pack. That shit must have smelled good as a mother fucker cause my neighbor came to the door and was like what the fuck you cooking and was like let me get some. I was like fuck you mother fucker this is my brothers and mine. I tried a little bit and it was good but something was missing I searched drawers and cabinets until I found the missing ingredient mother fucking hot sauce. I put just enough in the mix  to give it just a little mother fucking tang. That shit was the bomb and my little brother was always like make some of that Egg and Noodle Soup & Shit all the mother fucking time.

Heres what you need

  • 1 - Package Ramen Noodle Soup of your choice
  • 1/4 cup chopped onions
  • 1/2 teaspoon crushed red pepper
  • 1/2 teaspoon Hot Sauce (optional)
  • 1 - Egg Beaten
  • 2 - cups water
  1. Get a medium sauce pan and bring 2 cups cold water to a boil.
  2. Drop in Ramen Noodles & 1/4 cup of chopped onions and boil for 1 minute 30 seconds.
  3. While stirring add Egg, 1/2 teaspoon of crushed red pepper & 1/2 teaspoon Hot Sauce.
  4. Continue to boil for about 2 minutes then remove from heat & serve.
Enjoy that shit it serves two.
-The Juice

18 comments:

Someone632 said...

Do you think needles and powdered glass would add to the texture, or should I just add a bit of lye?

Hitman said...

supportin!

Joe said...

Hahaha @Someone.

crammarc said...

mmmm sounds good

Travie said...

I'll try it :D

Crunky said...

sounds like some good shit!

Strife-face said...

good stuff

roger said...

it actually tastes good as fuck.

crammarc said...

sounds good

max said...

good stuff... I love your blog, so I will stay tunned for more :)

StarWarsMadness said...

GREAT Stuff!!!
May The FORCE be With You!

Beerandchips said...

my friend made this went i visited his house, it was pretty good actually

RoodNverse said...

i make me a mothafuckin two packs of this shit mothafucking ramon noodle and fucking 3 egg ya fucking understand an i eat it ever mothfuckin morning and call that shit Chinese cereal , keep it real brotha.... (im 6'4" 145lbs -.-; so i eat alot...cause im a thin mothafuker...trying to gain weight) thanks for the info!

Juice said...

lol @ RoodNverse

Swift Love said...

this is a good post that makes me want to come back for more

momo said...

yes! this made me lol

SilverWind said...

I love egg and noodle soup!

Travie said...

Lol, I love that they put a warning on yer blog

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